by seeker of rare things February 16, 2010
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“I’m visiting my buddy in the Army next week but he’s stationed at a pretty wild post, you know, murders, kidnappings, war brides, that kind of thing; so, I’ll definitely be packing my Kevlar neck gaiter.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”
by Tin Hat Kippah December 9, 2020
Get the Kevlar Neck Gaiter mug.by ShinDragonZ April 4, 2003
Get the Kevlar mug.n. a couple whose names are kelsey and gareth. The girl is generally blond and dumb as hell, who only scores 3 points above the level of retard on the ACT. while the male has some smarts, but has no testicles and only lasts 3 minutes in bed. They also tend to have the same haircut.
LMAO I R TEH KELGAY!!!
Whose that there?
Oh, those two are kelgar.
Really? I thought they were twins.
Whose that there?
Oh, those two are kelgar.
Really? I thought they were twins.
by bammcks November 8, 2007
Get the kelgar mug.A fuckwit that believes the earth is flat. A person that doesn't believe in or able to understand basic logic.
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