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There has been and always will be only one kelara in the entire universe.
kelara by seeker of rare things February 16, 2010
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KeloAR kelara keldar kelgar Kellaros Kelaart Kelar kelari kelariz Kelbar
n. a couple whose names are kelsey and gareth. The girl is generally blond and dumb as hell, who only scores 3 points above the level of retard on the ACT. while the male has some smarts, but has no testicles and only lasts 3 minutes in bed. They also tend to have the same haircut.
LMAO I R TEH KELGAY!!!

Whose that there?
Oh, those two are kelgar.
Really? I thought they were twins.
kelgar by bammcks November 8, 2007
A fuckwit that believes the earth is flat. A person that doesn't believe in or able to understand basic logic.
The Earth is not flat, stop being a Kelbar
Kelbar by Cluey123 March 6, 2019

The Kelkar 

kissing in the kelkar for 47 hours and 5 minutes
Eleanor: *Planks*
Darby: Omg are we gonna kiss in The Kelkar???
The Kelkar by Faeyon November 3, 2022
The rear end of a gay elphant after it had butt sex with an old lady.
"Wow, you look like dem kelkar."
kelkar by mr. folic August 12, 2009

Kelgarette 

the dealer of cigarettes , aka kellie
COME FORTH, KELGARETTE. I, A MINOR, NEED MY DAILY STICK. PREPARE FOR ME THE FINEST NICOTINE ROLLS WITH BUBBLEGUM FLAVOUR IN EXCHANGE FOR MY DOG.
Kelgarette by Childish Babino February 26, 2019