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The rear end of a gay elphant after it had butt sex with an old lady.
"Wow, you look like dem kelkar."
kelkar by mr. folic August 12, 2009
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The Kelkar 

kissing in the kelkar for 47 hours and 5 minutes
Eleanor: *Planks*
Darby: Omg are we gonna kiss in The Kelkar???
The Kelkar by Faeyon November 3, 2022
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Rare and unique. Defineable by a select few
There has been and always will be only one kelara in the entire universe.
kelara by seeker of rare things February 16, 2010
The name given to the two podcasters of The Planet Podcast, Elka and KC.
We can't wait for Kelka's new podcast
Kelka by Laura The Lesbian February 2, 2008

Keykarki 

A Racial Slur To Offend ANYONE Outside of the White Race (AKA You're calling them a slut/bitch)
You're a STUPID Keykarki you black fag
Keykarki by TheNutNialator September 3, 2023
n. a couple whose names are kelsey and gareth. The girl is generally blond and dumb as hell, who only scores 3 points above the level of retard on the ACT. while the male has some smarts, but has no testicles and only lasts 3 minutes in bed. They also tend to have the same haircut.
LMAO I R TEH KELGAY!!!

Whose that there?
Oh, those two are kelgar.
Really? I thought they were twins.
kelgar by bammcks November 8, 2007
A fuckwit that believes the earth is flat. A person that doesn't believe in or able to understand basic logic.
The Earth is not flat, stop being a Kelbar
Kelbar by Cluey123 March 6, 2019
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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