Kellongg

Name: Kellongg Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

A unit of time. The amount of time a person takes to eat a bowl of cereal.

"Let's go!"
"I'm having breakfast!"
"How kellongg does it take you to eat a bowl of Corn Flakes?"

Kellongg by anonymous November 30, 2023

Get the Kellongg mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

kelloggs trippa

English people attempting to speak Greek and using the words Keloggs Trippa as an attempt at pronunciating "Kollo Trippa". The real pronunciation is Kollo trippa which means ass hole, chocolate starfish or rectum.

I absolutely pounded her Kelloggs trippa for several hours last night.

kelloggs trippa by Sixamenos August 28, 2018

Get the kelloggs trippa mug.

kellogging

The act of taking an epic yet blissful dump, which is composed of roughly 99% fibre as a result of gorging on special k.

kellogging... the solution to constipation and runny early morning post-coffee shits

kellogging by CAVECORE December 15, 2009

Get the kellogging mug.

Kellogging

The act of eating cereal for every meal, used by poor college students especially.

"Ever since he got his student loan Stan's been kellogging."

Kellogging by Connor Escamilla March 20, 2008

Get the Kellogging mug.

Kellogg Syndrome

When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.

-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!

- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!

Kellogg Syndrome by tyster_gunner June 5, 2017

Get the Kellogg Syndrome mug.

kellogg

(transitive verb): when someone with the most experience on a skydive takes a perfectly functioning jump made by a group of less-experienced skydivers and turns it to shit in a hurry

Brandon's 100th skydive was going perfectly until some asshat came along and kellogged the whole thing.

kellogg by HeWhoSpeaksTheTruth March 14, 2011

Get the kellogg mug.

Kellogged

A person that claims they will meet you at the bar or help you move but never show up.

He was supposed to be here an hour ago; shit we have been Kellogged again!

Kellogged by Spanky9er November 28, 2014

Get the Kellogged mug.

pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

Word of the Day on October 14, 2026