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kellea has a heart of gold and a million watt smile. she's trendy and eclectic, and you cant leave her alone with a pair of scissors lest she come out with a new haircut. she likes to laugh and sing even if no one wants to hear it. she'll help you out when in a jam and will even let you nuzzle into her tiny breasts if you ask nicely.
whoo-wee, i got me some wild grown kellea--none of that farm-raised shit.
kellea by joy velvet February 2, 2010
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A natural beauty who’s smile will take your breath away. She is a true friend with a kind heart and will never let you down. Calm and responsible, she is the ultimate untouchable beauty who will haunt your dreams every night after you hear her musical voice.
she's a total Kellea!!!
Kellea by jnrof69 December 16, 2010
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Kellyanne Conartist 

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.
Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist
Kellyanne Conartist by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

kellyanned 

When you get blackout drunk, get the shit kicked out of you, left for dead, pissed on by cats and sleep under a bridge before waking up with bed head to go on national TV to spread Trumpaganda looking like the living dead.
Man last night I got totally fucking kellyanned.
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!
kellyanned by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017

KELLEY BONER 

A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?

No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.

Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
KELLEY BONER by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019

Kellyanne Conway 

To lie even though you and everyone else knows the "facts" are fake
I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.
Kellyanne Conway by memlurd January 24, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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