Kelene 

A song that you hear once, instantly love, and listen to only it for the rest of the week.

Dude, Hey Soul Sister is my new Kelene. I don't want to listen to anything else!

Kelene by Nanomizer November 3, 2012

Kelene 

A small girl who is large and in charge. She is, in other words, a bully.

Person A: Woah look at that tiny girl over there, she just made that other girl cry! She's mean!
Person B: Yep. That's Kelene.

Kelene by I am a wordaphobe December 1, 2010

Kleneptic 

The mushy or liquid mess left at the bottom of a bowl of vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup. Often created intentionally by stirring vigorously.

I'm not eating this ice cream until its kleneptic.

Kleneptic by Tonistist May 22, 2011

Keene Effect

The "Keene Effect" refers to a disturbing online phenomenon in which an individual becomes the target of relentless internet trolling and harassment by malicious individuals seeking to compromise their online presence and personal information. This campaign of trolling often involves distributing sensitive details, such as private documents, personal information, or pictures, through websites like Doxbin or other malicious platforms, leaving the victim vulnerable to various forms of harassment, cyberattacks, and even the infamous practice of "Pizza Bombing."

The term "Keene Effect" originated from a notorious online trolling incident that involved a person known as "Keene." The trolling campaign against Keene escalated to the point where the attackers not only engaged in typical trolling behaviors but also orchestrated "Pizza Bombing" by ordering numerous unwanted pizzas to their address without their consent or knowledge. This act caused significant inconvenience and discomfort to Keene, leading to the association of the term with similar malicious trolling efforts involving the distribution of personal information and the infamous pizza pranks.

Example 1:
Person A: "Did you hear about the poor guy who got hit with the Keene Effect?"
Person B: "Yeah, it's terrible! Those trolls went as far as ordering dozens of pizzas to his house. Just imagine how stressful that must have been."

Example 2:
Person A: "I've been extra careful about my online privacy after witnessing the Keene Effect happening to others."
Person B: "That's a smart move. Protecting your personal information is crucial these days."

Example 3:
Person A: "The Keene Effect is no joke. It can ruin someone's life and lead to real-world consequences."
Person B: "Exactly, online anonymity can embolden trolls to commit cruel acts without facing immediate repercussions."

Keene Effect by UnknownPersonell July 24, 2023

kleenex friendship 

Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!

One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.

A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.

kleenex friendship by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

Kylene 

The most funniest sweetest most lovable woman in the world. Kylene is super duper kind and takes care of everyone she meets, You'll never find anyone like her so make sure you keep her safe and care for her a lot, and love her and give her kisses and shit, She's also the prettiest girl in the world and her smile just is the best, So keep her for the rest of your life and don't you dare break her heart.

Yo she's so perfect she's definitely a Kylene

Kylene by Wavest April 15, 2022