Keldy

Total BAD ASS!! No body messes with a man named Keldy!! Fun loving country guy> Usually marries a Stacy.

Hot Man keldy

by truthfull one September 19, 2012

Kelly on christmas

Drinking enough alcohol during a family function that you begin to give awkward speeches, swear uncontrollably around children, lose your phone, etc

I thought everything went great at my cousin's graduation, but I found out the next day that I got drunk like Kelly on christmas.

by white d'angelo January 3, 2014

Kellyanne Conartist

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.

Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist

by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

Charlie Kelly

Pretty much the greatest TV character in recent memory. Appears on Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. His favorite food is milksteak with jelly beans, his hobbies are magnets, and he dislikes people's knees. Also a relentless alcoholic, inhalant abuser, Green Man, King of the Rats, and writer/director of the musical The Nightman Cometh.

Charlie Kelly is God.

Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."

by jshrubz April 25, 2011

kellyanned

When you get blackout drunk, get the shit kicked out of you, left for dead, pissed on by cats and sleep under a bridge before waking up with bed head to go on national TV to spread Trumpaganda looking like the living dead.

Man last night I got totally fucking kellyanned.
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!

by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017

Kellyanne Conway

To lie even though you and everyone else knows the "facts" are fake

I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.

by memlurd January 24, 2017

Keidy

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, she is kind and cares about all her friends even when they mess up she will still be there for you. She always stands tall and is proud of what she’s done and how far she’s come. She has hazel eyes to die for that sparkle in the sun and can bright up your whole day, also her smile is the most enchanting and charming smile you will ever see. Keidy is slim but she still looks so attractive and fascinating every time you see her, she just makes you fall in love with her without trying at all, she’s that perfect and a girl you want to keep for the rest of your life cause if you don’t you’ll regret it. Although it is hard to get her, the prize when you do will be amazing. Keidy is astonishing, gorgeous, divine, terrifying, exciting, and will your world the craziest roller coaster but at the same time it will make your wolrd 100000000 times better.

Here comes Keidy looking beautiful as always

by Rey M June 12, 2018