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Keithing 

(Verb or gerund) used to describe a rockstar lifestyle, one which normally involves multiple women, guitar playing and living life to the full, regardless of age.
Dude 1: Luiz is such a player. Playing music to live audiences, chasing every single woman and living life free and easy.

Dude 2: yeah, he’s just Keithing about
Keithing by Bermuder April 24, 2023

Keithing around 

verb / gerund

To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.

Person 1:

Hey man, what you doing today?

Person 2:

Not much, I’m just Keithing around.
Person 1:

When I retire, I just want to be Keithing around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.
Keithing around by Bermuder April 24, 2023

Keithing around 

Today I felt like just keithing around
Keithing around by anonymous April 21, 2021

Keithing It 

When you blow a load on top of a desk in the middle of class
Keith was keithing it on the desk to Minecraft porn in the middle of math class
Keithing It by DeviousGooner February 21, 2025

Keithing it 

Whenever you’re totally keithing out. Keithing has many insertions in conversations..you can really just replace any word with keith/keithing.
Cool dude; woah!! He’s totally keithing it??
Lame dude; broseph what does that even mean..
Cool dude; keith up with the program bro..
Keithing it by Gnarlybro67 October 9, 2025

Keithin' it 

When you're really killin' it at something. Incredible success in the face of adversity
Man, I got so many things on sale at the store, I was really Keithin' it!
Keithin' it by FlowerChild404 August 7, 2017
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