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Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
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Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Kennedism 

A strong belief in where violence is the only suitable method to solve an issue
Faiq prefers the ways of Kennedism to deal with an intruding snake
Kennedism by PepsiIkusaba February 25, 2023

Kangalism 

This is a condition in adult males who live at home sponging off their ageing parents, to avoid expenses such as mortgage payments to enable them to finance flash cars.

Be a man, don't fall victim to kangalism
Look at that free loader, the kangalism is strong with him.
Kangalism by Captain sala February 12, 2017

Kneelism 

The same concept as "Nihilism," except that "Kneelists" also kneel.
Kneelism personified took a knee during the national anthem, because kneelists don't believe in anything.
Kneelism by White Loads October 5, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026