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Keishe=wank, to have a keishe is to have a wank, Keisher is wanker.
Keishe by Bowles1234 July 17, 2011
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miss keisha 

Miss Keisha! Miss Keisha! Oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead.
miss keisha by Miss Keisha January 3, 2018
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Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round
She has a khaleesi Keister
Khaleesi Keister by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020

krishelle 

A cute a honest young lady with nice eyes and a beautiful smile with long hair
Krishelle is a cute girl who pulls any guy
krishelle by La’Quisha April 20, 2018

Potato Knishes 

A very weird song about potatoes on YouTube that is popular but very creepy.
"Look up the song Potato Knishes on YouTube, you will like it."
Potato Knishes by Jaxsenlover January 1, 2017

Ms. Keisha 

A wonderful woman who represented equal rights for all. She ran for president of the United States of America in 6386 BC. Unfortunately, she passed in 2016.
Ms. Keisha? Oh mah fucking god she fucking dead.
Ms. Keisha by MamaSunshinesLilWorld October 20, 2018
Krishen is an Indian name, originated after Krishna, a Hindu God. Krishen is a playful, talkative but caring person, and he always manages to make people laugh. He may be annoying sometimes, but he still makes a great friend or a brother. You can always rely on him to have your back, and he tends to stay on the bright side of things. He may be sensitive, yet he is friendly, sociable and fun to be with.
"Krishen is such an amazing dude!"
Krishen by antjelly September 8, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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