Kehrplomp

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To lie in the ground with one's erection out so someone trips onto it, then wrapping the arms around them and impregnating them, no matter the gender.

Sammy: "The professor was lying in the ground before I tripped over his massive cock, and now I'm pregnant even though I'm a boy! I was Kehrplomped!

Kehrplomp by Monsterfucker<3 March 16, 2025

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Kerplopalopin

After a guy ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina, despite attempts at cleaning, it can stay present for rough 2-24hrs. During this period, at random (usually an inopportune moment), the warm cum will be discharged. This is kerplopalopin, it could be used as a noun or verb.

Omg, I was so annoyed, I was kerplopalopin yesterday in the middle of my presentation at work, and I totally lost focus.

Kerplopalopin by Loadsoflove February 18, 2023

Related Words

Kehrplomp • kerplop • kerplumpkin • kerploomped • kerploop • Kerplopalopin • kerplopatopperilous • Kerploppy • kerplopski • kerplopzed

kerplumpkin

A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.

All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.

kerplumpkin by Multicultural Project December 9, 2008

kerplop

A sudden "drop" in interest.

When Austin delved into Alycia's jungle of mystic exploration, he discovered that the weeds were to high to trudge through. Therefore, his peepee went kerplop.

kerplop by the juddimaster November 20, 2009

kerplop

Of or relating to the website kerplops.com. A Plop is a random utterance. Kerplops is a compliation of these random utterances.

Hey man, you should post that at kerplops.com

kerplop by browndog128 July 22, 2012

kerplopatopperilous

Pronounced (KER-plahp-EH-top-PEAR-ellis)

1. The word you use when you "Just don't give a fuck about nothing."

Frankly, man, I kerplopatopperilous.

kerplopatopperilous by Int+4 April 25, 2011

kerplopski

While making a bowel movement and being splashed by the water due to heavy, large , fecal matter.

"Holy cow, I think I just used half the roll of toilet paper to clean off my ass, I hate kerplopskis.

kerplopski by Rota412 January 25, 2015

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026