Kehrplomp

To lie in the ground with one's erection out so someone trips onto it, then wrapping the arms around them and impregnating them, no matter the gender.

Sammy: "The professor was lying in the ground before I tripped over his massive cock, and now I'm pregnant even though I'm a boy! I was Kehrplomped!

by Monsterfucker<3 March 16, 2025

Kerplopalopin

After a guy ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina, despite attempts at cleaning, it can stay present for rough 2-24hrs. During this period, at random (usually an inopportune moment), the warm cum will be discharged. This is kerplopalopin, it could be used as a noun or verb.

Omg, I was so annoyed, I was kerplopalopin yesterday in the middle of my presentation at work, and I totally lost focus.

by Loadsoflove February 18, 2023

kerplumpkin

A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.

All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.

by Multicultural Project December 9, 2008

kerplop

A sudden "drop" in interest.

When Austin delved into Alycia's jungle of mystic exploration, he discovered that the weeds were to high to trudge through. Therefore, his peepee went kerplop.

by the juddimaster November 20, 2009

kerplop

Of or relating to the website kerplops.com. A Plop is a random utterance. Kerplops is a compliation of these random utterances.

Hey man, you should post that at kerplops.com

by browndog128 July 22, 2012

kerplopatopperilous

Pronounced (KER-plahp-EH-top-PEAR-ellis)

1. The word you use when you "Just don't give a fuck about nothing."

Frankly, man, I kerplopatopperilous.

by Int+4 April 25, 2011

kerplopski

While making a bowel movement and being splashed by the water due to heavy, large , fecal matter.

"Holy cow, I think I just used half the roll of toilet paper to clean off my ass, I hate kerplopskis.

by Rota412 January 25, 2015