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A tall, big-ol-bear of a man with large amounts of usually well-kept facial hair. Usually associated with a man who can consume large amounts of alcohol. With a scar-ridden body that does not respond well to the large amounts of beer, Kegley tends to play large amounts of video games (particularly Halo) while not grooming himself or consuming alcohol.
The guy with the perfect goatee? yeah I saw him last night at the bar...definetely Kegley.
Kegley by diabetic twin #2 March 19, 2010
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KELLEY BONER 

A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?

No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.

Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
KELLEY BONER by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019
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Usually the cringy e-girl, who uses unfunny tiktok memes, but they tend to be friendly, sometimes lazy.
Person A: you know Kelley?
Person B: that girl that ruins conversations with her tiktok memes?
Kelley by PokPoki January 31, 2021

Catherine Kelley 

There are probably Billions of Pokemons in the world, but scientists, and researchers alike have been baffled by a illustrious legendary creation. Witnesses have seen she can teleport through dimensions with the blink of an eye and has 9 life's just like a cat

Keeley Hazell 

Keeley Hazell is a 21 yr old british glamour model with great boobs. She has been on the front of lots of magazine covers.
random guy 1: omg keeley hazell!
random guy 2: kool! i like her tits!
She is the sweetest girl u will ever meet. Always has a huge heart for everyone. Never wants to give up on anyone she loves.. She is shy but not shy. Smart but quiet about how smart she is.. She will observe her surroundings and is usally right when her intuition kicks in. She wont snap right away but after so long , she will beat some ass, man or woman.. But she is friendly most of the time and tries her best to look out for the ones she cares about, sometimes she comes off as mean and has an attitude, but its bc she has already put up with so much and held it in for so long that her emotions catch up with her w/o her realizing.. But she is a good person with a great heart.. Dont take andvantage of it if u have a Kesley in your life..
Kesley has a huge heart and will show you if you show her the same thing..
Kesley by Trueluck September 3, 2019

Cathy Kelley 

One of the best interviewers/golfers/tennis players/media people to ever exist. Her social media game is on point. All her tweets/posts are bangers. She also has a dog named Gene.
Cathy Kelley is one of the best interviewers to ever exist.
Cathy Kelley by DaleExe May 22, 2021