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A tall, big-ol-bear of a man with large amounts of usually well-kept facial hair. Usually associated with a man who can consume large amounts of alcohol. With a scar-ridden body that does not respond well to the large amounts of beer, Kegley tends to play large amounts of video games (particularly Halo) while not grooming himself or consuming alcohol.
The guy with the perfect goatee? yeah I saw him last night at the bar...definetely Kegley.
Kegley by diabetic twin #2 March 19, 2010
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KELLEY BONER 

A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?

No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.

Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
KELLEY BONER by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019
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Kegley keeley Kelley Kenley kealey keiley keeleyann kegler Kesley kagley
Usually the cringy e-girl, who uses unfunny tiktok memes, but they tend to be friendly, sometimes lazy.
Person A: you know Kelley?
Person B: that girl that ruins conversations with her tiktok memes?
Kelley by PokPoki January 31, 2021

Catherine Kelley 

There are probably Billions of Pokemons in the world, but scientists, and researchers alike have been baffled by a illustrious legendary creation. Witnesses have seen she can teleport through dimensions with the blink of an eye and has 9 life's just like a cat
Who's that Pokemon?

It's Catherine Kelley

Keeley Hazell 

Keeley Hazell is a 21 yr old british glamour model with great boobs. She has been on the front of lots of magazine covers.
random guy 1: omg keeley hazell!
random guy 2: kool! i like her tits!
She is the sweetest girl u will ever meet. Always has a huge heart for everyone. Never wants to give up on anyone she loves.. She is shy but not shy. Smart but quiet about how smart she is.. She will observe her surroundings and is usally right when her intuition kicks in. She wont snap right away but after so long , she will beat some ass, man or woman.. But she is friendly most of the time and tries her best to look out for the ones she cares about, sometimes she comes off as mean and has an attitude, but its bc she has already put up with so much and held it in for so long that her emotions catch up with her w/o her realizing.. But she is a good person with a great heart.. Dont take andvantage of it if u have a Kesley in your life..
Kesley has a huge heart and will show you if you show her the same thing..
Kesley by Trueluck September 3, 2019

Cathy Kelley 

One of the best interviewers/golfers/tennis players/media people to ever exist. Her social media game is on point. All her tweets/posts are bangers. She also has a dog named Gene.
Cathy Kelley is one of the best interviewers to ever exist.
Cathy Kelley by DaleExe May 22, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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