keets

things that you make up when you are drunk and trying to force spinach down your brother's throat

those are some nice red keets

keets by Noosen December 28, 2007

Keets

Someone, usually a girl (though may look manly) who is a shallow, self centered, self pitying bitch. They are the kind of people who believe they are loved by everyone, when the simple reality of it is that nobody likes them, nobody thinks they're funny or good looking, and nobody has any idea why people put up with him or her, including themselves. Often screams for no reason, bites people, hits people, kicks people, hates people reasonlessly for a certain amount of time, only to turn back and pretend she or he didn't do anything and "love" them again. Resmbles a rabid dog. Acts like they are not easy and skanky, even though everyone knows they are. Hated. Despised. Worthless. Has Donkey teeth and a mule laugh, which they use to get people of the opposite gender (or same gender) to think they are better people than they really are.

"Sup dude?"
"Ugh, just saw a major Keets in the R building dumpster."
"What? Really?"
"Yeah. It was really bad. I think i'm going to have nightmares."
"Sucks for you, man. At least it was properly disposed of. Keets shouldn't exsist."
"I know."

Keets by SilicaGel June 1, 2009

keemstar 

A garden gnome.

I just put my keemstar outside on my grass where it belongs

keemstar by swagmaster800e July 5, 2016

keepsolid 

1. Short for keep it solid. Be real, honest, upfront. When someone claims to keepsolid, they promise to stay by your side and never fold no matter what.
2. A company that hates investors and chimes.

1. Ma man, you keepsolid. Snitches get stitches!
2. Seen this keepsolid startup recently, they seem legit.

keepsolid by LackOfBrownies June 3, 2020

keethanan 

Keethanan is beautiful, inside and out. Knows how to light up a room. Sometimes sassy but alwayz classy!!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: Hey babe, found anyone on tinder?
Emily: no, but Keethanan is a HUNK
Yolanda: Fuck off he's mine

keethanan by KeethananNo.1fan February 22, 2017

Keeted 

Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.

she just keeted my whole shit.

Keeted by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021

Keemstar 

33 year old reporting "news" then acts like a 12 year old on twitter

That gnome keemstar

Keemstar by GnomeFighter June 10, 2016