Keets

Someone, usually a girl (though may look manly) who is a shallow, self centered, self pitying bitch. They are the kind of people who believe they are loved by everyone, when the simple reality of it is that nobody likes them, nobody thinks they're funny or good looking, and nobody has any idea why people put up with him or her, including themselves. Often screams for no reason, bites people, hits people, kicks people, hates people reasonlessly for a certain amount of time, only to turn back and pretend she or he didn't do anything and "love" them again. Resmbles a rabid dog. Acts like they are not easy and skanky, even though everyone knows they are. Hated. Despised. Worthless. Has Donkey teeth and a mule laugh, which they use to get people of the opposite gender (or same gender) to think they are better people than they really are.

"Sup dude?"
"Ugh, just saw a major Keets in the R building dumpster."
"What? Really?"
"Yeah. It was really bad. I think i'm going to have nightmares."
"Sucks for you, man. At least it was properly disposed of. Keets shouldn't exsist."
"I know."

by SilicaGel June 01, 2009

keet keet

A girl who is particularly addicted to cocaine.

Yo Sarah is turning into a mad keet keet

by jonz jonz July 24, 2008

Keeted

Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.

she just keeted my whole shit.

by MaliaDaDon December 06, 2021

Keet

Unfake, cool, awesome, epic, and base. Also short for keto.

Two examples:
OMG THE WEEKND'S COMING TO TOWN!
So keet bruhh!!

Hey guys, welcome back to my YouTube channel! Just went keet last week! *peace sign*

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 21, 2022

Keet

Nosey, keeting, not minding your own buisness, staring, watching

Budge being a keet right now

by LordLengt April 05, 2016

Keet

Noun; (Tlingit).

1) A killer whale; orca

2) Originating from the first nations Tlingit language for blackfish.

Whats that in the water!? Its keet!

Did you see the way he handled those park rangers?! Yea, what a keet.

by Buckbabylonbaby April 01, 2020

keets

things that you make up when you are drunk and trying to force spinach down your brother's throat

those are some nice red keets

by Noosen November 30, 2007