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Keep you safe
"Keep you safe" or "stay safe" is an ambiguous and vaguely menacing phrase to keep people in line, a bit like when a gangster offers a business protection in return for a small fee. In order to stay safe, one must avoid things such as scientific fact, critical thinking, divergent opinions and basic civil rights. Instead, follow the soyence, and get all your misinformation fact checked. This phrase used to be known as "for your safety" or "for security purposes".
"We are installing cameras in all restrooms to keep our customers safe."
"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."
"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'
"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."
"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'
Keep you safe by RayBidd February 9, 2022
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Keep Safe • keep yourself safe • Keep you safe • Keep youtube safe • KYS (keep yourself safe) • you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases. • *Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs* • K = Keep Y = Yourself S = Safe • KEEP IT REAL • Keep
keep yourself safe
people say this in order to inform someone to "kill them selves" without receiving any consequences from using the harsh term since both phrases are long for "KYS"
keep yourself safe by DodgyJuke June 27, 2018
keep yourself safe
Ben: Get out of the road you asshole!
Dean: How about you keep yourself safe!
Ben: How 'bout you keep yourself safe!
Dean: How about you keep yourself safe!
Ben: How 'bout you keep yourself safe!
keep yourself safe by F__D__T 24/7 December 9, 2017
KYS (keep yourself safe)
Mainly confused the KYS (kill yourself), KYS (keep yourself safe) is something to say to people if they are depressed or suicidal. It'll cheer em'up!
You: "hey you should KYS (keep yourself safe)"
Emo Suicidal: "okay that's it"
You: "no that means keep yourself safe!
Emo Suicidal: "oh okay thanks" peace restored
Emo Suicidal: "okay that's it"
You: "no that means keep yourself safe!
Emo Suicidal: "oh okay thanks" peace restored
KYS (keep yourself safe) by Sussymogusballz69420 June 4, 2022
Keep Yourself Safe
Keep Yourself Safe typically means "kill yourself", as both words have the acronym KYS. Very useful for filtered chats as you can wish death upon someone without moderation being up your ass.
Keep Yourself Safe by BigBouncyKittys October 12, 2022
Keep youtube safe
Keep youtube safe by hiiwanttodie June 10, 2018
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