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Kelando
Keelan
Someone you most likely had a crush on all through out highschool. Smart and funny. A bit of a nerd and always fun to be around. Comes off extroverted but always likes their alone time. Is very kind and understanding. Will always have your back. Has an amazing taste in music. You will always want to see them smiling. You can listen to Keelan go on for hours about almost anything and be interested in what they say because of how charming they are.
Keelan is so amazing
Keelan by LunaHemlock March 17, 2019
Kieland
A god amongst men that has women pounding his massive cock 25/7, which is an hour more than everyone else has in a day because he's fucking awesome. He is also known for his immaculate handsomeness and amazing personality in bed, as well as his unique tri-penis.
ADJ - Stacy's mom: Stacy, I wish your dad was more Kieland in bed.
N - Steve: I wish I was Kieland, because his dick makes mine look like a tit mouse's aborted fetus child.
N - Steve: I wish I was Kieland, because his dick makes mine look like a tit mouse's aborted fetus child.
Kieland by Troy Armstrong December 7, 2010
Keiland
The name of Keiland has made you serious-minded, responsible, and stable. People are drawn to you because they feel that you are patient, kind, understanding, and responsive. While you are honest and responsible, one weakness that is paramount in your life is your lack of self-confidence and initiative, which causes you to put things off and avoid facing issues.
keelan
He's a super sweet guy and acts really crazy in front of his crush. Keelans go for girls beginning with th eletters " S, R, L or T. He can be slightly dumb but is really funny.
keelan by Sweetchair March 11, 2018
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