kecking

To secretly fuck around on tinder while in a relationship.

"hey man how's stuff with Olivia?'
"I don't know man. She's been kind of weird this week. I hope she's not kecking me.

by IDontPullOut September 14, 2017

Kecking

Someone who insist you apologize to them instead of them apologizing to you;
Being a messy friend who doesn't own up to their mistakes and deflects;

Connor, why are you kecking right now? You know you are wrong? I told you to get out of the bed, I should not have to apologize to you!

You are kecking out right now. I am not in the wrong. This was on you.

by Megabyteme January 18, 2025

Kicking Mustang

A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.

Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.

by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall January 30, 2023

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.

"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."

by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023

keking

the act of laughing, see lol or kek.

keking hard with my bros right now

by Urfaaace May 9, 2018

Kicking shit

Doing nothing useful

He was sitting at home for the whole day kicking shit rather than doing his homework

by mindjammer June 5, 2016

kicking the hammer

Doing something unnecessary or without a good reason

Matt: Dude, why did you take the long way to my house?
Dave: Come on, it's not that bad.
Matt: Stop kicking the hammer and go the right way.

by DoTheDood May 21, 2017