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A KAZOOBIE is a Black/African American ACQUAINTANCE or FRIEND that is being a complete dick head or asshole.

I grew up smack dab in the middle of the Great Plains, in Omaha Nebraska and I had never heard of a KAZOOBIE being anything other than a term of endearment for a friend who is being a complete asshole while also being black/African American.
Tyrique‘s mom pissed him off when she yelled at him about his failing grades, he is being such a KAZOOBIE. and taking it out on us.

Goose-Frabba my KAZOOBIE, calm the fuck down.
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Kazookie 

A Kazookie is a cookie melted halfway in a microwave with ice cream on top. Real good!

Pronounced: Kah-Zoo-Key
Want to try a Kazookie? or I just made a Kazookie mom!
Kazookie by Earl T July 13, 2017
Loud or rambunctious person or thing. Typically used when describing a person, and/or the sound someone makes when talking through a mask.
A cop chased a robber kazooie. The person sounded kazooie
Kazooie by carmink194 March 23, 2021

banjo kazooie

the greatest game created for any system ever made i dont care what you say its better tha halo, COD megaman mario agmes ANYTHING
Protagonist and ally to Banjo the Bear in the Nintendo 64 games Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie. A loud-mouthed, comic relief bird, this red-crested breegull is also a source of beatdown for any hags who dare step in her way.

Role: Helped to save Banjo's little sister Tooty in the original game, and revive Bottles the mole and King Jingaling the Jinjo (as well as save the entire Isle o' Hags) in the sequel.

She's also uber spiffeh.
Let's go kick some witchy butt!
kazooie by Cubie_J January 9, 2005

banjo-kazooie

A Nintendo 64 game in which Banjo & Kazooie, a bear and a bird respectively, must rescue Banjo's little sister Tootie from an evil witch named Gruntilda, whom wants to steal Tootie's beauty. AHYUCK AHYUCK
"liek omg!!1 i got another jigsaw puzle pice!1 yaaaayy!!!!!!!!!1"
banjo-kazooie by Nyanko February 5, 2004
Best. Heroine. EVER.

She's a red-crested Breegull (Not a real type of bird) and hangs out with Redneck DX aka Banjo The Bear.
Kazooie can save my ass anyday.
Kazooie by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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