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A KAZOOBIE is a Black/African American ACQUAINTANCE or FRIEND that is being a complete dick head or asshole.

I grew up smack dab in the middle of the Great Plains, in Omaha Nebraska and I had never heard of a KAZOOBIE being anything other than a term of endearment for a friend who is being a complete asshole while also being black/African American.
Tyrique‘s mom pissed him off when she yelled at him about his failing grades, he is being such a KAZOOBIE. and taking it out on us.

Goose-Frabba my KAZOOBIE, calm the fuck down.
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Kazookie 

A Kazookie is a cookie melted halfway in a microwave with ice cream on top. Real good!

Pronounced: Kah-Zoo-Key
Want to try a Kazookie? or I just made a Kazookie mom!
Kazookie by Earl T July 13, 2017
Loud or rambunctious person or thing. Typically used when describing a person, and/or the sound someone makes when talking through a mask.
A cop chased a robber kazooie. The person sounded kazooie
Kazooie by carmink194 March 23, 2021

banjo kazooie

the greatest game created for any system ever made i dont care what you say its better tha halo, COD megaman mario agmes ANYTHING
Protagonist and ally to Banjo the Bear in the Nintendo 64 games Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie. A loud-mouthed, comic relief bird, this red-crested breegull is also a source of beatdown for any hags who dare step in her way.

Role: Helped to save Banjo's little sister Tooty in the original game, and revive Bottles the mole and King Jingaling the Jinjo (as well as save the entire Isle o' Hags) in the sequel.

She's also uber spiffeh.
Let's go kick some witchy butt!
kazooie by Cubie_J January 9, 2005

banjo-kazooie

A Nintendo 64 game in which Banjo & Kazooie, a bear and a bird respectively, must rescue Banjo's little sister Tootie from an evil witch named Gruntilda, whom wants to steal Tootie's beauty. AHYUCK AHYUCK
"liek omg!!1 i got another jigsaw puzle pice!1 yaaaayy!!!!!!!!!1"
banjo-kazooie by Nyanko February 5, 2004
Best. Heroine. EVER.

She's a red-crested Breegull (Not a real type of bird) and hangs out with Redneck DX aka Banjo The Bear.
Kazooie can save my ass anyday.
Kazooie by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003