Kavanous

When you’re really hungry for beer and/or love.

He was so kavanous for her - she was all he could think about.

by Maremat October 4, 2018

kavanausea

the feeling of being sick to your stomach from anxiety and rage over the Kavanaugh hearings. Also spelled kavanaughsia. Related term: kavanauseated.

Today, watching Donald Trump make fun of Dr. Ford's testimony, I had to upgrade my kavanausea to kavomit.

by Martha V. Porch October 3, 2018

Larry Lazarus Kavanos

A truly evil being. A sheer menace to society if you will, a Rottweiler even. A man with shitty facial hair, and rockstar energy attire. One so anabolic he won’t tell you what it even means...

That guy just massacred his family, and challenged pcp to a wager, must be Larry Lazarus Kavanos...

by Baby Kween May 14, 2021

kavanauseous

Feeling sick or nauseous after hearing about the Kavanaugh trials and voting.

“Man, I am feeling so kavanauseous after hearing that Brett Kavanaugh is getting voted to be confirmed on the Supreme Court.”

by tenbees October 5, 2018

kavanauseous

The feeling you are ready to vomit after going 100 kegs or bust at Beach Week.

I’m gonna be a member of the Beach Week Ralph Club for sure! Man o’ man, am I Kavanauseous!

by Randspan October 2, 2018

kavanauseous

A common misspelling of kavanauseated.

How can you drink 4 beers and not be kavanauseous.

I'm fine, and it's kavanauseated, not kavanauseous.

by ClearlyACripCar October 31, 2018

Kavanauseous

That feeling you get after drinking so much that get sick and then try to convince your wife that you vomited because you ate spicy food; a hangover tainted by shame and rage.

Ashley: I told you to switch to seltzer! But no, you had to keep up with the boys. No wonder you spent the night praying to the porcelain god.
Brett (feeling Kavanauseous): Shut up! I only got sick because you made me eat that srirachi mayo shit!

by I. Stillikebeer October 6, 2018