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kavanauseous 

The feeling you are ready to vomit after going 100 kegs or bust at Beach Week.
I’m gonna be a member of the Beach Week Ralph Club for sure! Man o’ man, am I Kavanauseous!
kavanauseous by Randspan October 2, 2018
Word of the Day on October 5, 2018
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kavanauseous 

A common misspelling of kavanauseated.
How can you drink 4 beers and not be kavanauseous.

I'm fine, and it's kavanauseated, not kavanauseous.
kavanauseous by ClearlyACripCar October 31, 2018

Kavanauseous 

That feeling you get after drinking so much that get sick and then try to convince your wife that you vomited because you ate spicy food; a hangover tainted by shame and rage.
Ashley: I told you to switch to seltzer! But no, you had to keep up with the boys. No wonder you spent the night praying to the porcelain god.
Brett (feeling Kavanauseous): Shut up! I only got sick because you made me eat that srirachi mayo shit!
Kavanauseous by I. Stillikebeer October 6, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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