kauf 

An exclamation used to rip someone else.
Can often be accompanied by a gesticulated gun in the right hand, sometimes drawn from one's inner pocket.
Can be followed by a "kkkkkkkkkkkkkhh" noise.

Timmy trips over his shoelace. Jonny, upon seeing Timmy's discomfort, pulls out his 'Kauf Gun', exclaiming, 'KAUF!', followed by a "kkkkkkkkkkkkkhh" noise.

kauf by J-Ho November 24, 2004

Kauf 

Pimp and gangster.

Damn, Brian is hookin' up with another fine ass girl. That motha fucka is a true kauf!

Kauf by The Sack Man December 3, 2003

Shawn Kauf 

To completely ignore someone's text on purpose. Sometimes you may entertain the conversation at first, but out of no where, never respond again.

I had to Shawn Kauf my friend because he started to hit on me but I am married and not interested.

Shawn Kauf by Weasleyhere November 13, 2016

Nic Kaufmann 

Nic Kaufmann is a tiktoker but also known as the cutest little thing ever. He is hot, cute and funny. His eye catching tiktoks are ADDICTING !!!!!!! We totally stan an indian german guy :]

noob 1: Who's that hot ass guy on tiktok that makes girls (and maybe guys too) crazy?

noob 2: Oh... Its probably Nic Kaufmann.

Nic Kaufmann by shrasian, shrek yet asian March 8, 2020

Andy Kaufman Syndrome 

When one's intention by telling a joke or doing something funny, is to make oneself laugh instead of others.

Bob: Hey didn't I go to highschool with you?

Steve: Hell, yea. I used to let you touch my penis in gym.

Bob: Wait, what?

Melany: That isn't the same Steve, and that isn't funny

Steve: It was to me. I have Andy Kaufman Syndrome

Andy Kaufman Syndrome by Hellste Stern Von Allen June 5, 2010

A Case of the Kaufman's 

when a person, usually female, is momentarily or otherwise permanently infatuated with and or occupied by a member of the Kaufman family (Arizona chapter). The female is not sure why she is so infatuated with a Kaufman but is and cannot get over her feelings. the virus is very contagious when contact occurs with the original source.

girl1: OMG i have such a case of the Kaufman's!
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.

A Case of the Kaufman's by CaptainKaufman August 19, 2012

Kaufman, Texas 

A place where dreams and ambition go to die. Kids can't wait to "get out of this town and never come back", but end up getting knocked up by their high school sweetheart, continue to live here for the rest of their lives, and then their kids have the same high school teachers they had had.

Kaufman, Texas resident: "Let's get high and go to Denny's."

Kaufman, Texas by Xc17 December 24, 2016