An exclamation used to rip someone else.
Can often be accompanied by a gesticulated gun in the right hand, sometimes drawn from one's inner pocket.
Can be followed by a "kkkkkkkkkkkkkhh" noise.
Timmy trips over his shoelace. Jonny, upon seeing Timmy's discomfort, pulls out his 'Kauf Gun', exclaiming, 'KAUF!', followed by a "kkkkkkkkkkkkkhh" noise.
by J-Ho November 24, 2004
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Damn, Brian is hookin' up with another fine ass girl. That motha fucka is a true kauf!
by The Sack Man December 4, 2003
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To completely ignore someone's text on purpose. Sometimes you may entertain the conversation at first, but out of no where, never respond again.
I had to Shawn Kauf my friend because he started to hit on me but I am married and not interested.
by Weasleyhere November 13, 2016
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