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Dale Wooded

Getting a message via Facebook, Instagram or text from someone you have no desire to ever hear from or talk to again.

My ex-boyfriend totally just Dale Wooded me and sent me a message on facebook saying "how are you?" after 4 years of never speaking to him.

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To completely ignore someone's text on purpose. Sometimes you may entertain the conversation at first, but out of no where, never respond again.

I had to Shawn Kauf my friend because he started to hit on me but I am married and not interested.

Shawn Kauf by Weasleyhere November 13, 2016

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