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Karooned 

Karooned is the next stage of drunk after Hooned and Para.

To qualify, the person must:

1. Be unable to find their house / room / accommodation
2. Vomit at least 3 times in 3 separate locations

The term can be used interchangeably with other phrases for 'extremely drunk', or for an intention to get to this state.
I'm getting Karooned tonight. He was totally Karooned.
Karooned by King JE December 9, 2010
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Karooned 

The process of a particularly spectacular crash where one ends up in a precarious situation - a mixture of careened and marooned.
The car karooned across the A14.

My career has been totally karooned right now.
Karooned by PeteRedDog April 27, 2017

kahooners 

balls, courage, gnads, moxy, testicals
I didn't have the kahooners to play that joke at work.

I don't have the kahooners to go up to her and say "hello".

I cannot believe he did that. What a massive set of kahooners. I'm surprised he wasn't sacked on the spot.
kahooners by beroccaboy July 14, 2009
in prison John got sotomized so bad that he was left with a kasorne.
kasorne by Mike Dizz February 5, 2009