Karmanoma 

Tumor or cancer that develops because of habitual bad behavior, being a terrible person, unrelenting bitchiness

That bitch Ashley got what was coming to her, that karmanoma couldnt have come sooner

Karmanoma by Beachwood808 December 18, 2017

karmacinoma 

A cancer of the soul caused by a douchebag insane enough to spread bullshit news of illness and death about their loves ones; in order to pathetically evoke the sympathy of others.

Hey man, did you hear Jenkins has Karmacinoma, his dead sister came back to life.

karmacinoma by Tambell September 17, 2018

Karmanya 

Karmanya is a guy who is a fighter in his life and cares a lot for his friends . Loving by nature ,clean by heart and is damn rich

Ohh hell he is so Karmanya ..!

Karmanya by @issshhhhhh February 10, 2019

Karmacinoma 

A case of cancer bestowed upon a person, by the universe, in retribution for being an asshole. The severity, prognosis, and degree of suffering endured by the deserving victim are in direct proportion to the scale and egregiousness of the victim's history of being an asshole. The majority of cases are not terminal, suggesting that universe intends these cases to be painful and expensive wake-up calls for the affected assholes. In terminal cases of Karmacinoma, it appears that the universe is unleashing its oncogenic wrath as a means of purging the most flagrant assholes from society.

Upon contracting Karmacinoma, no acts of contrition, apologies, or promises to modify behavior have been shown to mitigate the severity or duration of the disease. In cases where the victim survives the illness, such acts and sustained follow-though on them have been shown to extend remission, often indefinitely. Recurrent cases of Karmacinoma carry a 100% terminal prognosis, a clear indication that the universe does not appreciate disregard of a clear and intended wake-up call.

Research has concluded that there is some minimum threshold of being an asshole that must be exceeded before the universe metes out its malignant vengeance on a target victim, suggesting that the universe tolerates some level of asshole behavior. This finding is supported by the empirical observation that every single person is an asshole occasionally, yet not everyone has cancer.

Halpert: Hey, Pam, I just heard that Michael Scott was diagnosed with cancer.
Beesly: Yea, it's bad, Jim. They're saying it's terminal.
Halpert: Any word on what kind of cancer?
Beesly: Stage 4 Karmacinoma.
Halpert: It figures. That guy was such a major asshole.

Karmacinoma by Clark F. Kent December 6, 2019

karanovac 

A beautiful village in Bosnia - off the outskirts of Doboj, a quiet, peaceful place with a, sadly, aging population.

Person 1: Gde tvoja baka zivi? Where does your grandmother live?

Person 2: Zivi u karanovac, drugar. She lives in karanovac, my friend.

karanovac by TheBosnian March 3, 2021

Karmabomb

When Karma smacks some deserving jerk in the FACE

"That girl just splashed water all over that poor guy on the street!"
"What a bitch, hope she gets KarmaBombed!!"

Karmabomb by I'maRealist April 10, 2012

karmaniac

someone who lives solely by karma

I believe that good things come to people who do good deeds, and bad things happen to people when they do wrong. I believe this because I am a karmaniac.

karmaniac by Chewii July 27, 2009