Tumor

More Then One

"Can I Have Tumor?"

by Alex September 14, 2003

Tumor

Someone or something that inserts itself into your life and doesn't go away until you've either died or blasted it with lasers.

God, Zack is such a tumor. He just shows up and spreads his cancer everywhere.

by Mr. Pudding July 13, 2018

Tumor

Karate choping someone randomly in any part of the body and shouting "tumor" and after they ask why you just "tumored" them you tell them they are going to get a tumor wher you just "tumored" them.

Alex karate chops Will in the arm. Will says "what the hell was that?"

Alex replies " I just "tumored" you!"

Will replies "what does that mean?"

Alex says "your going to get a tumor on your arm
now"

Will replies though his tears " I don't want a tumor !"

True story.

by Alex Hof January 22, 2008

Tumor

When two people have a same sense of humor.

Wow! We both have a tumor, sick

by Jdfr8s June 27, 2018

it's not a tumor

Phrase to be spoken in a terrible Austrian accent after having heard the word "tumor" in any way, shape, or form.

"Thank goodness the tumor was benign!"

"It's NOT a TOO-mah!"

"Look, just shut up."

by Neilmiser May 06, 2004

tumor

An abnormal growth of tissue resulting from uncontrolled, progressive multiplication of cells and serving no physiological function; a neoplasm.

<b>Doctor:</b> Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
<b>Rudolph the Red-nosed Raindeer:</b> Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, it's a tumor.
<b>Rudolph:</b> You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
<b>Rudolph:</b> Oh. ... like a happy special-
<b>Doctor:</b> You're going to die!!

by Rian April 25, 2005

Tumors

A word used to say how angry you are, made popular by the fanfiction FaCe ThE StRaNge

"He was so angry.... he was tumors...."

by Pantalones101 July 28, 2009