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Karenitis 

A disease that causes middle aged entitled women to behave like animals when they don’t get their way. If met with resistance from people, the Karenitis will start to develop. Symptoms include dramatic outburst, arguing with strangers about random things that don’t concern them, and asking to speak to ones manager. May also include threats of suing or calling the police. A lifelong virus that can only be cured by public exposure and losing her job.
‘’That crazy older woman has the Karenitis! That is why she blows up in public over things that are none of her business’’
Karenitis by Jane D’oh! July 23, 2020

Necrotizing Karenitis 

An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.

Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing

Calling cops on black folks for existing
Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.
Acting stupildy hailrous while making mean girls puns. But not used in a harmful way.
"Omg, that is so Karenily" after somone said " I exist" or an 17 year old saying "How do you spell orange"
Karenily by BroadwayFan October 13, 2020

Karenita 

The black version of Karen, but Karenita only acts like a Karen towards white people.
Karen-ita
She was a Karenita when she called the police on a white couple for walking into Popeyes. “ they’re trespassing”
Karenita by Be_nik December 21, 2021

Karenitus 

A disease passed through the saliva of females causing young adult males to drop out of college. Symptoms include flirting over beer bongs and kissing in a panicked frenzy.
"I heard Kev dropped out of college after contracting Karenitus"

"Oh yeh I heard the same thing happened to Declan"
Karenitus by Cross Eyed October 17, 2011

Karenitis 

A communal phenomena in which members of the public display an over reliance on law enforcement to mediate civil matters.
That neighbor of mine called the cops when my dog crapped in his yard; dude has a real bad case of karenitis.
Karenitis by anonymous December 28, 2021