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Karenavirus

The Karenavirus is a viral infection that spreads 8.6 times easier than the flu.

Symptoms include:

Obsessive need to speak the manager, fiendish use of coupons, frequent bogo related tendencies, dying hair from
blonde to red, dying hair from red back to blonde again, and in extreme cases an uncontrollable verbal support for the MAGA community
The Karenavirus was a hoax created by the government to keep Karen’s from having 6 classes.
Karenavirus by dino mattz March 29, 2020

Karenitis 

A disease that causes middle aged entitled women to behave like animals when they don’t get their way. If met with resistance from people, the Karenitis will start to develop. Symptoms include dramatic outburst, arguing with strangers about random things that don’t concern them, and asking to speak to ones manager. May also include threats of suing or calling the police. A lifelong virus that can only be cured by public exposure and losing her job.
‘’That crazy older woman has the Karenitis! That is why she blows up in public over things that are none of her business’’
Karenitis by Jane D’oh! July 23, 2020

Karenavirus

The Karenavirus is a virus discovered in 2020 and is spreading all over the world. It can infect those that are not named Karen and there is no vaccine or cure for it.

Symptoms include but not limited to:

The ease of being triggered, starts a losing fight with others, desire to complain and speak to a manager, having a bob hairstyle with original or dyed blonde hair, throws out racial slurs in a losing argument, and outyells others in an attempt to gain alpha dominance.
A female showed obvious signs of karenavirus when she complained to the construction manager about women being excluded on a “men at work” sign in a construction zone.
Karenavirus by VAG916 July 16, 2020

Karenazi 

A compound word comprised of Karen and nazi.

Karen is a term colloquially understood to refer to an individual who incessantly complains to any level of authority available. "Karens" are known to ask to speak to the manager under any and all circumstances. "Karens" will call the police if you refuse to show her the deed to your home when you're hosting a BBQ in your own damn backyard.

The addition of "azi" turns a regular Karen into a final boss Karen. A young Karenazi in training will rat out her parents to the authorities.
I was minding my own business, walking into my building, but Karenazi demanded to see my ID proving I lived there. When I refused, she blocked the front door unless building security finally came out and asked her to move.
Karenazi by Princess MoMo April 21, 2020

Necrotizing Karenitis 

An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.

Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing

Calling cops on black folks for existing
Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.

Karenadians 

adj. Canadians that exude Karen-like attitudes and actions
Woah, Karenadians take things too seriously, eh?
Karenadians by TheVeggieSlayer October 6, 2020