2 definitions by dino mattz

sophwhore

(n.)someone who is a sophmore in highschool and has been ridden more times than the average bicycle. A sophwhore has a tendency to be named meg but this is not always true.

"Dude she's a sophwhore, my mother could get hit that if she wanted to"

by dino mattz October 9, 2006

Karenavirus

The Karenavirus is a viral infection that spreads 8.6 times easier than the flu.

Symptoms include:

Obsessive need to speak the manager, fiendish use of coupons, frequent bogo related tendencies, dying hair from
blonde to red, dying hair from red back to blonde again, and in extreme cases an uncontrollable verbal support for the MAGA community

The Karenavirus was a hoax created by the government to keep Karen’s from having 6 classes.

by dino mattz March 29, 2020