1. The epitome of internet asshattery.
2. An annoying member of an internet message board who thrives on spamming it up with his eqully irritating friends.

Random Guy A: *On-topic post*
Random Guy B: *On-topic follow-up post*
Kaploodle: OMG GHEY SPAM! WHEEE!
Random Guy C: You're such a twatstick.

kaploodle by The ghey SPAM crew July 23, 2004

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Kanoodlebird

People engaging in excessive cuddling the public simply does not need to see. Like birds in mating season.

All right you kanoodlebirds get off of each other right now or you’ll both have detention.

Kanoodlebird by Misterlady March 23, 2019

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chicken kaboodles

Said by The Butcher from The Academy Is... in a TAI TV.He misheard MGC (as did most people in that episode) and brought him pieces of chicken which he called "chicken kaboodles.
Can be spelled "kaboodles" or "caboodles

"Michael I Got Your Chicken Kaboodles"

chicken kaboodles by KD5050 June 25, 2007

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Kaboodleowo

Kaboodleowo (or just Kaboodle) is an Australian minecraft youtuber and twitch streamer, and probably one of the funniest people on the internet. She's collabed with and is friends with content creators such as Niki Nihachu and Snifferish, and she's bisexual so bonus points.

Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Only the coolest minecraft content creator ever, Kaboodleowo, you should check her out!

Kaboodleowo by spacecaterpillar November 4, 2021

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kadoodle

a word you say to someone that has sexual intentions.

hey, Corey you want to kadoodle.

kadoodle by thatsone September 7, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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