Definitions by Thom

DeNozzo 

A DeNozzo is an obvious statement made by an otherwise intelligent & intuitive individual. Upon calling the subject a "DeNozzo" one will convey heavy sarcasm.

"That's one big bomb, Boss!" said Agent DeNozzo.

"You think, DeNozzo?" said Agent Gibbs when confronted by a bomb big enough to blow up the whole suburb & surrounding area.

(NCIS jargon)

DeNozzo by Thom September 18, 2007

Shitex 

Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.

Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).

Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.

Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.

"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"

Shitex by Thom June 19, 2006

Mfufu

A female of a primitive or non-western background who doesn't initially have high standards from a man and is obedient, then becomes a feminist through the influence of American women. As heard in Eddie Murphy's "Raw".

She never used to have such high demands, now she threw his ass out on the street for being broke. She is such an mfufu.

Mfufu by Thom June 19, 2006

marvik 

a particular type of nutsack (see: sack, sackage, scrote) who has a tendancy to get stoned and then yell urrrggghhh and mother fuckers on the street on a friday morning.

man your a mother fucking marvick dude, seriously, thats fully marvikian.

marvik by ThOm May 13, 2005

nigga-rig 

when u do a really half arsed job of something

rofl that house is such a nigga0-rig, check the lean......merrr i love the cock

nigga-rig by thom January 27, 2005

evelve 

To experience the process of evelution.

Also acceptable: evelving, evelved.

See evelution for word background.

"Evolve and let the chips fall where they may." - Fight Club

"Evelve and let your brain fall in the mud." - Thom

evelve by Thom January 22, 2005

evelution 

Definition: The advancement of a society towards a low social standard of intelligence.

Background: I saw the word evolution spelled in this way on a colleague's paper in a college class. It should also be noted that the correct spelling was featured on the board in front of her. In college.

The evelution of present-day Americans has caused more poor parking jobs than ever before recorded in history.

evelution by Thom January 21, 2005