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kapoodled 

to be fucked up...(stoned, drunk, speeding off your head!)
to be Kapoodled
"hey i'm Kapoodled!"
"hey you're Kapoodled!"
"we're both Kapoodled!"
kapoodled by fonzi69 September 5, 2006
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Kanoodlebird 

People engaging in excessive cuddling the public simply does not need to see. Like birds in mating season.
All right you kanoodlebirds get off of each other right now or you’ll both have detention.
Kanoodlebird by Misterlady March 23, 2019

chicken kaboodles 

Said by The Butcher from The Academy Is... in a TAI TV.He misheard MGC (as did most people in that episode) and brought him pieces of chicken which he called "chicken kaboodles.
Can be spelled "kaboodles" or "caboodles
"Michael I Got Your Chicken Kaboodles"
chicken kaboodles by KD5050 June 25, 2007

Kaboodleowo 

Kaboodleowo (or just Kaboodle) is an Australian minecraft youtuber and twitch streamer, and probably one of the funniest people on the internet. She's collabed with and is friends with content creators such as Niki Nihachu and Snifferish, and she's bisexual so bonus points.
Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Only the coolest minecraft content creator ever, Kaboodleowo, you should check her out!
Kaboodleowo by spacecaterpillar November 4, 2021

kadoodle 

a word you say to someone that has sexual intentions.
hey, Corey you want to kadoodle.
kadoodle by thatsone September 7, 2018

Douche Kanoodler 

A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.
Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler
Douche Kanoodler by lizzchick September 16, 2011

kadoodle 

Bitch,cunt,whore,slut,asshole,asshat,fattass,mother fucker,etc.
Man,Your such a fucking kadoodle,go suck it !
kadoodle by dinggdonghandsome August 4, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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