Kaplak

The sound made when the erect male penis hits his stomach.

Wiping syrup on the naval and waiting for a fly to sit on the stomach. At this stage the erect penis is pushed downwards and released once the fly sits on the syrup (Kaplak) Also known as the Rabets effect.

Q. Raymond, What did you do last night?
A. I was parking on my couch playing kaplak

by Griet777 September 10, 2011

avi kaplan

1. (for normal people) Avriel "Avi" Kaplan is a deep bass singer, songwriter, composer, arranger, and BBQ enthusiast. He is best known for being the bass in Grammy-nominated Pentatonix.

2. A sexy bass man that can shake

your insides like a wooden roller coaster. He is a He is a person that looks like a hairy baby. His Twitter is often confused for a food and BBQ update account. His hips never lie. EVER. He is a HUGE fan of dragons and Lord of the Rings.

1. It has been scientifically proven that Avi Kaplan sexually frustrates people.

2. "Lord of the Rings will always remind me of Avi Kaplan."

by SuperFcute December 14, 2014

kalpak

'Kalpak' Calpack, calpac, kalpac, kalpak, or qalpaq is a high-crowned cap worn by men in Turkey, the Balkans and throughout Central Asia and the Caucasus.
Kalpak is also a male name in India, and it means someone who is smart, witty, and amazing in bed.

The Kyrgyz man wearing a Kalpak walked into the bar.

by Nazgul07 July 10, 2017

Kapakai

hawaiian word for busted, broken, ghetto rigged, poorly assembled/put together

Those peoples house is all kapakai.

by Top Notch January 25, 2015

kalaka

Derived from an public service commercial aired during the 70's. The commercial describes Noah as the first to carpool. Kalaka is "ancient Babylonian" for carpool.

"Do you want to kalaka? I will have two extra seats in my minivan."

by wfb-mom April 24, 2006

katlák je mokot

When you see Matllafous, you usually say this. The explanation is, that the original expression "matlák je kokot" has switch its first letters, so it sounds more funny. "Matlák je kokot" means "Matlák is a cock".

person1 : "kostiku, co je katlák?"
kostik: "katlák je mokot"

by kostik May 21, 2021

Kaplan College

the only college you will ever find in a mall

i couldn't get into community college so i went to kaplan college

by CBJDOE October 26, 2009