kaplack

A surfing/ skateboarding term referring to someone falling flat on there face so as to smack their kisser on the water or concrete causing a reddening of the cheek.

That surfer boy got hit by a wave and went kaplack on the water!

by Johnathan Montgomery August 6, 2015

Kaplack

When you do the number 2 (take a poop) and it hits the toilet water and splashes. It leave stains around and inside the toilet if the poop is liquid.

I kaplack all day yesterday after eating that mexican food.

by Nikki Sweets December 18, 2013

Kablackistan

Term used to describe a location that is either remote, worthless or located in the Middle East. The reference to the Middle East is in light of that fact that every third country there ends in "stan".

"Drive three hours to go to a party? Where the fuck is it? Kablackistan?"
"This town is a piece of shit, we might as well be in Kablackistan."
-"My buddy in the Marines is goin overseas in a couple weeks."
-"Oh yeah? Where to?"
-"Kablackistan or some shit"

by Dusted Up October 21, 2007

Kaplak

The sound made when the erect male penis hits his stomach.

Wiping syrup on the naval and waiting for a fly to sit on the stomach. At this stage the erect penis is pushed downwards and released once the fly sits on the syrup (Kaplak) Also known as the Rabets effect.

Q. Raymond, What did you do last night?
A. I was parking on my couch playing kaplak

by Griet777 September 10, 2011

kablack

Expletive which would be a hilariously appropriate sound effect (ala the old Adam West Batman sound effects) in a Blaxploitation flick.

Rufus P. Hunglo: Yo, Baby it's time to get funkay!
Evil Whitey Badguy: I'm going to keep your race of people down!
Rufus: *Punches Whitey* KABLACK!

by Nimsim April 20, 2005

kaplaskupla

A pirate frog that sails across the dead sea. They are very harmful to dogs and cats, their best friend is a frozen snake that has rusty dusty and a little bit of nose hair as its flag, it eats groundhogs and toe hair as its favourite dessert, but they HATE berries and apples

AGHH its a kaplaskupla

by Cappuccinoo July 24, 2023

Kalackanak

Another word for pins and needles

Ah, I’ve got kalackanak in my leg!!

by Smelloween March 31, 2024