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high school also known as cocaineland, full of crack heads and girls trying to get over a thousand followers on instagram. Half the kids will probably drop out to sell
drugs, the other half is definitely going to be working at mcdonald’s. The best part about kaneland are the shooting threats that we get about every three weeks. The water here will probably give you led poisoning so don’t drink it. But we do have a 3,000 dollar
dinosaur statue so i think that’s a necessity everyones school should have.
That kid at kaneland sold me a gram for 30 dollars
The juul room at kaneland is occupied
Nothing
like the
fresh smell of weed in morning at kaneland