kanojo

"kanojo" is used in Japanese to refer to the female 3rd person (her, she), but as also taken on the meaning of girlfriend.

ore no kanojo wa omae no yori sekushii da yo.
my girlfriend is sexier than yours.
literally, "my 'her' is sexier than yours"

kanojo by Sara!Jane October 19, 2005

Kanoofus 

The chief of the gooftroop, can't get right. Epitome of a goofy, has no knowledge of general rules of conduct.

We had to 86 that kanoofus off the block.

Kanoofus by Ghettolot August 28, 2018

Kanoja 

when a man turns into his alter ego at midnight, usually in this form they will be increased in power and cause others to hide in shame

Did you see ryan the other day? he turned kanoja on those guys that day

Kanoja by BiggerNitch July 14, 2009

Kanoodlebird 

People engaging in excessive cuddling the public simply does not need to see. Like birds in mating season.

All right you kanoodlebirds get off of each other right now or you’ll both have detention.

Kanoodlebird by Misterlady March 23, 2019

kanooder valve 

Fictional part of an engine, used when the cause of a problem is unknown.

My FIAT has been running horrible lately, must be that damn kanooder valve.

kanooder valve by ed$$ December 11, 2004

kanoofus 

Like the chief of the gooftroop, the epitome of goofy, can't act right, don't have no knowledge of general rules if conduct.

We gotta 86 this kid off the block, he a straight kanoofus.

kanoofus by Ghettolot August 28, 2018

Douche Kanoodler 

A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.

Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler

Douche Kanoodler by lizzchick September 16, 2011