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KanKan
KanKan by drankmethodbot October 7, 2020
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Kanker Sisters
The Kanker Sisters( May, Lee, and Marie) are a trio of girls that have a crush on the Eds in the Cartoon Network show Ed Edd n Eddy. They frequently bully the Eds by kissing them and forcing them to play footsies by locking up their feet and wiggling their red toes for hours. They torture the Eds by using red lipstick to leave lipstick marks and red nail polish on their toes and fingernails.
The Kanker Sisters painted their toenails with bright red nail polish and then made Ed Edd n Eddy play footsies with them while the Eds screamed in agony.
Kanker Sisters by PrabYugop January 9, 2015
Kakuzu
1: A butt-kinkin' character of of Naruto, and is partner to Hidan.
2. He can use tentecles to strangle, mame, rip things into pieces, and otherwise hurt very very very badly. Dude, like really bady. He's deadly.
3: He is known for being able to sew body parts back to where they belong.
4: He is kind of immortal, by having five hearts, and to kill him, you must kill ALL of the hearts. Seriously. Weird, right?
5: HE IS OBSESSED WITH MONEY!
2. He can use tentecles to strangle, mame, rip things into pieces, and otherwise hurt very very very badly. Dude, like really bady. He's deadly.
3: He is known for being able to sew body parts back to where they belong.
4: He is kind of immortal, by having five hearts, and to kill him, you must kill ALL of the hearts. Seriously. Weird, right?
5: HE IS OBSESSED WITH MONEY!
(In a bathroom)
Kakuzu : Okay, here's the trading post.
Hidan: Why is it in a freakin' bathroom?
Kakuzu: Don't ask me. Just come.
Hidan: I don't know if it's the bathroom of that body, the smell is freakin' gross!
Kakuzu: Shut up and come on!
Kakuzu : Okay, here's the trading post.
Hidan: Why is it in a freakin' bathroom?
Kakuzu: Don't ask me. Just come.
Hidan: I don't know if it's the bathroom of that body, the smell is freakin' gross!
Kakuzu: Shut up and come on!
Kakuzu by Siyui-no Akatsuki December 23, 2008
kanker
Dutch word for cancer. Used obsessively by Dutch youth, both in real and on the internet.
1. A word describing a deadly disease.
2. An adjective to anything. Making the word more "extreme".
3. A verb meaning to go away or to "fuck off". Considered very unfriendly. Should never be used by foreigners, because it will result in them getting beat up badly.
4. A verb meaning to be talking negatively about something or to curse on something. Very old fashioned.
1. A word describing a deadly disease.
2. An adjective to anything. Making the word more "extreme".
3. A verb meaning to go away or to "fuck off". Considered very unfriendly. Should never be used by foreigners, because it will result in them getting beat up badly.
4. A verb meaning to be talking negatively about something or to curse on something. Very old fashioned.
1. Ik heb kanker. / I have cancer.
2. Kankermongool. / Cancermongol. (It should be noted that mongol is the Dutch word used to describe people with Down syndrome.)
3. Kanker op. / Go away/Fuck off. (No, seriously, don't ever use this.)
4. Hou eens op met kankeren op... / Stop being so negative about...
All uses combined:
Het maakt me niet uit dat je moeder kanker heeft, je moeten gewoon niet zo kankeren over het gebruik van het woord kanker en anders kan je op kankeren, kankerjong. / I don't care that your mother has cancer, you just shouldn't be talking negatively about the use of the word cancer and if otherwise you can fuck off, cancerchild.
2. Kankermongool. / Cancermongol. (It should be noted that mongol is the Dutch word used to describe people with Down syndrome.)
3. Kanker op. / Go away/Fuck off. (No, seriously, don't ever use this.)
4. Hou eens op met kankeren op... / Stop being so negative about...
All uses combined:
Het maakt me niet uit dat je moeder kanker heeft, je moeten gewoon niet zo kankeren over het gebruik van het woord kanker en anders kan je op kankeren, kankerjong. / I don't care that your mother has cancer, you just shouldn't be talking negatively about the use of the word cancer and if otherwise you can fuck off, cancerchild.
kanker by Iliekdrugs March 20, 2011
Kakuhidan
Kakuhidan by Yaoifan0102 June 27, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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