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Kanjiaboo 

A 'Kanjiaboo' is someone who is either native Japanese, or studying the language, who is fanatically stubbornly defensive of the continued existence of Kanji as an every-day tool of the written language of Japanese.

These pious advocates will claim Japanese cannot function without Kanji due to homophones, ignoring that many other languages function just fine on context alone, or that the kana scripts cannot work because they're hard to read, ignoring that Japanese could adopt word-spacing at literally any time.

Another claim is often that "too much kana is hard to read", because somehow they presume it's more difficult than English or any other phonemic script.

They may also claim Japanese couldn't function as a 'technical' language without kanji, because kana-only technical terms would be unwieldy.

The only problem here is that it ignores languages like German, and also ignores the biggest elephant in that linguistic room of all: LOAN WORDS.

Note that English is a crude Germanic tongue wearing the mutilated remains of other languages it has encountered. Dependent on definition you can say English is in the whole a language of 'loan words'.

The above criticisms imply Japanese is fundamentally a broken language, and it's speakers incapable of functioning even though there is no kanji in the spoken language.
Japanese Learner: "Boy I sure wish I didn't have to learn so many anachronistic awkward kanji."

Kanjiaboo: "Yeah but without them nobody could ever read Japanese, it's speakers would automatically become mute, the Emperor's line would be extinguished, the elements would begin to destroy Japan and pull it beneath the waves and a thousand years of darkness would descend upon the world."

Korea: "You are one stubborn, dramatic kanjiaboo aren't you?"
Kanjiaboo by AU-grad August 11, 2020
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Kangaboom 

A very nice and kind streamer who is overcompensating for lacking in the manhood department.
Dude did you see the latest Kangaboom stream?!
Kangaboom by anonymous December 7, 2020
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Kangaboo 

You know koreaboos, weaboos, etc? This is the same idea, except for Australia. (Doing stereotypical things for that culture in an attempt to become a part of that culture, in this case Australian (which is funny, because in some ways Australia is just a blend of different cultures)) Side note: I thought this up, thought it was funny, and so added it to the Urban DIctionary.
You dream of riding a kangaroo to school? You must be a Kangaboo!
Kangaboo by AnArticulateAustralian January 24, 2018

Kangaboom 

A Super Punch
Friend: your a loser
Me: Chill Before You Get A Kangaboom
Kangaboom by BigPimpDaddyOhYeah June 30, 2011

kānakaboo

a person with no koko that tries to pass off as a kānaka maoli. usually disconnected from their own sense of cultural identity. they latch onto hawaiian culture/values in order to feel connected instead of simply being proud in who they are and where they come from.
“That faka think just cus he born and raised Hawai‘i means he kānaka, brah u just one kānakaboo!”
kānakaboo by arealhawaiian January 4, 2024
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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