Kang Bang 

When you get completely fucked over by the most unpredictable guy in the world. Can be general bad luck in the room, or just getting joked on by someone really really bad.

"Why is he crying?
He got kang banged."

"I still have no girlfriend fuck being kang banged."

"Damn he is on top of Tony right now! Should we help Tony out?
No man I don't want to end up getting Kang Banged too!"

Kang Bang by bronybro March 21, 2011

Kang Bang 

A young female who always finds a way to creep up your best-friends list; mental breakdowns, stress-eating and the possible occurrence of a cheeky yacht party; usually has a crush on people starting with a J.

1. "No way! Is that the Kang Bang?"
2. "You just missed the Kang Bang's mental breakdown!"

Kang Bang by jonnythejunkie02 August 12, 2019

Kang Banged 

Drinking 7 IPAs followed closely by Benadryl.

Man, after falling into those stinging nettles and drinking all those IPAs he took some Benadryl and got straight KANG BANGED.

Kang Banged by Throwaway#69#sendit March 30, 2019

kangbang 

1. to move both arms in a single and simultaneous thrusting motion accompanied by a repulsive, but unique, facial expression
2. to show symptoms of an abnormally large growth and distorted shape of the head, disproportionate hair growth towards the back of the neck, and obscured pupils as a result of swollen cheeks and eyelids
3. a gangbang of kangaroos

verb: kangbang; noun: kangbanger

1. Dan kangbanged just in front of the entrance to the Science Facilities.
2a. Two-July began to kangbang from nascence to his teenage years.
2b. As a kangbanger, Donald was pitied by his peers.
3. Holy fuck! I can't believe they're kangbanging, mate!

kangbang by KennyColorado February 20, 2011

Kangbang 

Kangbang, means to gangbang a kangaroo with your aussie mates.

Lets go down to the paddock at the back and have a nice kangbang while the shrimps are on the barbie!

Kangbang by idkcallmeanything May 27, 2018

KangBang 

to receive an almost heavenly deed/act from the legendary Kang who attends Cal. receiving such act is proportional to winning the lottery but is way more often as in a daily or even hourly basis. the kangbang can only be performed by one individual who is kang himself. often seen driving a genesis coupe or lost in a horde of estrogen overflowing and wild females with no age requirement. many cultures regard the kangbang as a blessing.

Girl 1: oh my god! i got kangbang'd last night and it was sooo good!!! i feel the best!
Girl 2: IM GOING TO MARRY HIM. HES WORTH 40 BILLION DOLLARS AND HAS A HELICOPTER PAD. AND HE GIVES AWAY KANGBANGS! ITS BETTER THAN KIISMAS CASH FROM SEACREST!!!!

...Continue to Girl ∞ and insert best compliment or feeling statement possible.

KangBang by Gritzzz October 31, 2011