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kadoonka 

The sound a turd makes when it hits the water. Usually followed by the splash back of water into the anus.
Naval officer 1 : "I think North Korea just tested another long range ballistic missile!"
Naval officer 2 : "Nah that was just Freddy dropping a kadoonka off the port bow."
kadoonka by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016
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A loud commotion, party or event. A big fuss. From Barbadian dialect.
Her wedding party turned into a big kadooment.
kadooment by Sue Feuer May 2, 2006
wildcard noun or verb. Can be used as an exclamation of excitement or distress. Can also be used as a way of someone took a shit.
I took a kadoof.
kadoof you.
What a kadoof.
That’s a real kadoof.
A kadoofing person.
Kadoof by J4ck4206969daddy December 28, 2019

Kanoofus 

The chief of the gooftroop, can't get right. Epitome of a goofy, has no knowledge of general rules of conduct.
We had to 86 that kanoofus off the block.
Kanoofus by Ghettolot August 28, 2018
caan-due; n/v; one who excels in an activity to a level of such proficiency as to make the opposition and fellow teammates alike appear mentally challenged; to perform an activity with ridiculous skill and finesse
Wow! That kid is kando! He just burnt that fat safety!; Wow Captain Kando just kandoed that catch!
kando by S3XasaurusR3X November 26, 2009
Kondoot is a mythical polish creature, it is used by parents to scare them into eating their greens. It is said in polish myths that the kondoot is the alter-ego of a wise man named konrad but when he goes into the forest and gets stoned he become the evil kondoot
Eat your veg or kondoot will come while you sleep
kondoot by Rpatso November 19, 2018