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Getting a job done with underpaid, under appreciated labor, while being verbally berated and supervised by inept management. Usually used in reference to filmmaking.
Grip: "Man what a complete and utter cluster fuck!"

PA: "Kandoo."
Kandoo by Buster Grand December 13, 2012
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kadoonka 

The sound a turd makes when it hits the water. Usually followed by the splash back of water into the anus.
Naval officer 1 : "I think North Korea just tested another long range ballistic missile!"
Naval officer 2 : "Nah that was just Freddy dropping a kadoonka off the port bow."
kadoonka by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016
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A loud commotion, party or event. A big fuss. From Barbadian dialect.
Her wedding party turned into a big kadooment.
kadooment by Sue Feuer May 2, 2006
wildcard noun or verb. Can be used as an exclamation of excitement or distress. Can also be used as a way of someone took a shit.
I took a kadoof.
kadoof you.
What a kadoof.
That’s a real kadoof.
A kadoofing person.
Kadoof by J4ck4206969daddy December 28, 2019

Kanoofus 

The chief of the gooftroop, can't get right. Epitome of a goofy, has no knowledge of general rules of conduct.
We had to 86 that kanoofus off the block.
Kanoofus by Ghettolot August 28, 2018
caan-due; n/v; one who excels in an activity to a level of such proficiency as to make the opposition and fellow teammates alike appear mentally challenged; to perform an activity with ridiculous skill and finesse
Wow! That kid is kando! He just burnt that fat safety!; Wow Captain Kando just kandoed that catch!
kando by S3XasaurusR3X November 26, 2009
Kondoot is a mythical polish creature, it is used by parents to scare them into eating their greens. It is said in polish myths that the kondoot is the alter-ego of a wise man named konrad but when he goes into the forest and gets stoned he become the evil kondoot
Eat your veg or kondoot will come while you sleep
kondoot by Rpatso November 19, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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