When you are trolling but you act like you aren't .

People who are Cakvin Kankert are most of the time a fat introverted persons who likes to tilt people for fun.

They know are a anoying retards but they just dont care.

Cakvin Kankert victim: The Corona virus is fake.
Anyone: NO are you actually fucking dumb.
Cakvin Kankert victim: WTf is doesnt exist you are a inbred idiot.
Anyone: WTF are you fucking dumb you have to be trolling.
Cakvin Kankert victim: NO im not trolling you fuck face.
(He is trolling but he wil never tell)

Cakvin Kankert by Basterd Sonkkong December 8, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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