a girl usually found wearing carhartt overalls (in a fashionable way) with a patagonia coat and blundstones, sometimes wearing a bandana. found walking through fields admiring sunrises or doing yoga in a studio. likes drinking kombucha and guayaki yerba mates.

"look at nia. her blundstones are dirty and she doesn't even care. oh my god she even has her yoga mat with her. she's such a kombucha girl."

kombucha girl by thecoolcow January 9, 2020

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kombucha

A health promoting beverage aging back to ancient Chinese medicine that is currently very popular (especially in hippyville) a 'secret formula' for those 'in the know' which is usually made by fermenting black tea and white sugar using a special kombucha colony. It works with your body to boost one's natural, inbuilt ability to fight sickness and disease as well as bring a healthy balance back to metabolism and organs.

It tastes similar to tart apple cider with vinegar.

kombucha by Anita Molina August 3, 2005

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Kombucha Lair

The infamous lair of The Kombucha King Himself, GT Dave. It's an empty hellhole for robot lizards like GT.

Wow, that guys house looks like a kombucha lair!

Kombucha Lair by Featuring Young Ceo October 13, 2019

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Kombuchaholic

Someone who extensively drinks kombucha and is basically addicted to it and can’t live without it

Sally is a kombuchaholic. She drinks it twice everyday and has a whole years worth in her fridge

Kombuchaholic by Buggy boy May 21, 2020

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