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You find a Kalwan in an Asian taxi firm selling counterfeit items. Everything he does will be contradictory e.g. A Kalwan will pull the race card, yet perch Islamic hate. Typically an old fat Asian guy, who smokes cigarettes, and tends to stink of fags. Beware, not a character to trust, and will probly try to sell you something illegal!
"He looks like a Kalwan, the guy with the briefcase"
Kalwan by GhanaGirl97 March 30, 2013
sly fat dog that cant fit though the door
dum at everthing garde e in french v kalwan
kalwan by qrencidndhfd fh July 13, 2011
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kaljantai 

Kaljantai is a finnish name of the day u get drunk.
It can be any day of the week.
Yayyy, it's kaljantai today !
kaljantai by iippa February 27, 2009
the most awesome person you can ever very shy at first but has opened up up out of her cage and will make you laugh she is a true nut
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God Kalyan

God of destruction in the religion - Sudraism
Quite similar looking to the God of destruction Beerus
"Did you hear about that? God Kalyan just destroyed another planet."
God Kalyan by Sudraist January 15, 2017
"KALYANI" is a beautiful girl with amazing smile and looks . She is very emotional when it's comes to lose someone very special to her heart . She is very close to her mom rather then dad. She is intelligent but do not uses her brain at the right time and right place .

A good daughter , friend and wife to be , she will never involve in a relationship but will be the best and long relationship if she did .
Everyone admire her work and beauty. Kalyani is a myserious girl with bright future
Kalyani by Antra yadav May 2, 2018
Bald white guy who is World Of Warcrafts lead developer. He loves to nerf warlocks and loves to listen to forum QQ'ers. He also plays a warrior which will be rockin' season 3 weapon within the first week.
I'm quite sure the pvp warrior I have will still be rockin' a S3 weapon within the first week despite this change. - Kalgan
kalgan by Warlock Community October 31, 2007
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