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You find a Kalwan in an Asian taxi firm selling counterfeit items. Everything he does will be contradictory e.g. A Kalwan will pull the race card, yet perch Islamic hate. Typically an old fat Asian guy, who smokes cigarettes, and tends to stink of fags. Beware, not a character to trust, and will probly try to sell you something illegal!
"He looks like a Kalwan, the guy with the briefcase"
Kalwan by GhanaGirl97 March 30, 2013
sly fat dog that cant fit though the door
dum at everthing garde e in french v kalwan
kalwan by qrencidndhfd fh July 13, 2011
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kalwan Kalani Kalan kalyani Kallan Kalpana Kalman Kalyan Kalgan Kalan Porter

kaljantai 

Kaljantai is a finnish name of the day u get drunk.
It can be any day of the week.
Yayyy, it's kaljantai today !
kaljantai by iippa February 27, 2009
the most awesome person you can ever very shy at first but has opened up up out of her cage and will make you laugh she is a true nut
kalyana by ovjnb]pgadn January 24, 2018

God Kalyan

God of destruction in the religion - Sudraism
Quite similar looking to the God of destruction Beerus
"Did you hear about that? God Kalyan just destroyed another planet."
God Kalyan by Sudraist January 15, 2017
"KALYANI" is a beautiful girl with amazing smile and looks . She is very emotional when it's comes to lose someone very special to her heart . She is very close to her mom rather then dad. She is intelligent but do not uses her brain at the right time and right place .

A good daughter , friend and wife to be , she will never involve in a relationship but will be the best and long relationship if she did .
Everyone admire her work and beauty. Kalyani is a myserious girl with bright future
Kalyani by Antra yadav May 2, 2018
Bald white guy who is World Of Warcrafts lead developer. He loves to nerf warlocks and loves to listen to forum QQ'ers. He also plays a warrior which will be rockin' season 3 weapon within the first week.
I'm quite sure the pvp warrior I have will still be rockin' a S3 weapon within the first week despite this change. - Kalgan
kalgan by Warlock Community October 31, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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