Kalojan

The annoying closeted gay friend.

His name is Bulgarian.

friend: ‘Look it’s Kalojan…’
friend 2: ‘ oh no, RUN, he’s singing the WAP again’

by kechba November 22, 2021

Kaloyan

The sexiest creation. He has a Godly physique, the girls love him but he always seems to have time for the boys. He is the funniest person you will ever meet and brings the mood of the group up.

“Is that Kaloyan?”
“Omg quick Sarah! Push ur chest out”

by jk swagggggins June 27, 2020

kaljantai

Kaljantai is a finnish name of the day u get drunk.
It can be any day of the week.

Yayyy, it's kaljantai today !

by iippa February 27, 2009

kaloyan

The greatest person of all time. He pimps hard but is also sublimely nice. Everyone loves Kaloyan Cholakov. ...Is also known as "Kal the Bulgarian", or simply Kal.

Person1: Oh fuck, It's Kaloyan Cholakov. Shit's about to get real awesome!
Person2: Do you mean Kal the Bulgarian?
Person1: Yeah man, who else could be so AMAZING!

by Indiferentia December 11, 2013

kaloyans mother

a sexy human that has the ability to give some one a massive boner she is also a godess

kaloyans mother gave taylor a boner

by pypd_drops April 11, 2021

kalorange

the only word in the universe that rymes with orange.

there was something strange on a range, it was orange and smelt like kalorange.

by Fred Neila and Ashley-BA-Dashly May 3, 2005

Kaloyan

The greatest person of all time. He pimps hard but is also sublimely nice. Everyone loves Kaloyan Yakimov. ...Is also known as "Kal the Bulgarian", or simply Kal.
Person1: Oh fuck, It's Kaloyan Yakimov. Shit's about to get real awesome!

Person2: Do you mean Kal the Bulgarian?

Person1: Yeah man, who else could be so AMAZING!

Everyone loves Kaloyan !!

by Kaloyany January 9, 2018