Girl #1: "Man Tommy is sooo hot, I would love to get with him!"
Girl #2: "You should! I got with him last year and it was amazing! I got an STD though, but you know... kakanaharry."
A level of inebriation so extreme that one loses all attachment to reality and begins to genuinely believe that he is Kakarot (Goku) from Dragonball Z. Similarly all friends present are believed to be other characters from the Dragonball Z universe.
Cop 1: what does the breathalyzer say about his blood alcohollevel?
Cop 2: IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop 1: HE'S KAKAROT DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Over the top ex footballer and football commentator. Has appeared on a lot of adverts and is kind of a celebrity due to his catchphrase "unbelievable Jeff" which he says on Gillette Soccer Saturday
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.