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Karlbergian 

Adjective to describe a statement or action that defies all forms of logic or sense. Named for Craig Karlberg, a member of the Invision Game Show Forum who is infamous for making such statements.
The logic behind that statement is so Karlbergian, it's not funny.
Karlbergian by Chrispychicken November 6, 2006
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The name of a stubborn man who can’t stand peer pressure from his companions. Once you get to know him he’ll never leave your side. He’s one of the sweetest most charming guys you’ll meet.
See that boy over there? He’s definitely a Kailer.
Kailer by willmiguaer January 24, 2021

kaillera 

an online tool used for alot of emulators, is very well made and can be a lot of fun whoopin your mates online at some classic games.
Jason: I so rule,
Scott: no, you dont
Jason: YOU WANNA BRAWL WIT ME?!
Scott: MORTAL KOMBAT!
*at the end of the fight*
Jason: as I said, I so rule
kaillera by J April 6, 2004

Stinky Kalber

The act of deficating in the middle of a public area with others present. Made famous by a man named Max.
John pulled a stinky kalber the other night on 24th street.
Stinky Kalber by Jeff McKracken August 22, 2006
The name of a buff guy who practically lives at the gym. He has girls flocking all over him yet he always goes for the girl that doesn’t like him. He’s the sweetest and kindest person once you meet him and you can’t help not falling in love.
Me: Who’s that guy everyone is in love with?
Everyone: KAILER...KAILER...KAILER
Kailer by emmakfranklinnn July 10, 2019
Combination of Kirk and Alberts, supposedly this guy has penis more than 2 times as wide as it is long, probably jsut a sick urban legend.
omfg THAT is a kalbert!
kalbert by East-Kentucky September 17, 2003
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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