n. A
two-pronged
act consisting of abbreviated sexual aggression followed by an equally abbreviated, futile effort to
flee. This orchestration is often attempted by high ranking officials of the International Monetary Fund in their efforts to share "seed money" with disenfranchised members of the global community.
Victim: Officer, I believe he pulled a Strauss-Kahn on me.
Officer: What makes you think that?
Victim: Just take a look at my underwear.
Officer: Oh my gosh -- these are definitely the markings of
a Strauss alright! Where might I find the Kahn?
Victim: If you act
fast enough, you'll foil his efforts to flee by
intercepting him at the airport. Likely on a flight to
Paris.