A high school also known as cocaineland, full of crack heads and girls trying to get over a thousand followers on instagram. Half the kids will probably drop out to sell drugs, the other half is definitely going to be working at mcdonald’s. The best part about kaneland are the shooting threats that we get about every three weeks. The water here will probably give you led poisoning so don’t drink it. But we do have a 3,000 dollar dinosaur statue so i think that’s a necessity everyones school should have.

That kid at kaneland sold me a gram for 30 dollars

The juul room at kaneland is occupied

Nothing like the fresh smell of weed in morning at kaneland

kaneland by marijuana101 January 22, 2020

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katelan

A cute girl you want to be seen with she is a little shy at first but once you get to know her she is a funny bubbly person! She is always there for you when you are feeling down, and is very loyal

Person 1: omg katelan is so sweet
Person2: I know and pretty

katelan by Barny34 August 30, 2017

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Kaelan

Kaelan is the most caring, sweet, and trustworthy person you will ever meet. He has a warm heart and will listen to all of your problems and comfort you. You can tell him anything. Kaelan is someone you can look up to. He is really talented at sports and is really smart. He is way too good for you and you know it. Kaelan will make you feel special if you feel useless. He's really supportive and he looks really cute and adorable. He will never fail to make you smile. He also likes anime and video games. Kaelan's girlfriend will be the luckiest girl in the world because Kaelan is so perfect and humble.

Kaelan's Girlfriend: "I can't stop crying. Why does Kaelan have to move? Why? I can't live without him, I need him. I love him so much, I can't even think about life without him!"

Good friend: "Shhh, it's okay. Even my life won't be the same without Kaelan. He was such an impact. Just spend and cherish every moment with him, okay? Kaelan's having a hard time too, you know? He really loved you, so be with him. Focus on the present, the future can always change."

Kaelan by iloveyoubish January 17, 2019

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Kaelan

The Sexiest most coolest kid you'll ever meet. Funny and orgasmic. You can't go wrong if your hanging out with a Kaelan. They like to touch girls, and they will like it. He doesnt give a fuck what other people think. Just like honey badger. He is the most superior of the human race, besides Obama. If you are in the radius of a Kaelan, you should feel extremely honored.

Girl 1: Oh man look at this kid over here! I'd bang that.

Girl 2: Oh that's Kaelan!

Kaelan by ObamaJohnson November 9, 2011

Kaelan

Let's not make a word soup. Being a Kaelan is complicated, no matter the gender or sex. If you're a guy, you'll get made fun of for having a girl's name, if you're a girl, then vice versa. And the mispronunciations will run rampant. If you're a Kaelan, be prepared for whatever comes your way.

Teacher: 'Andrea?'

Andrea: 'Here!'
Teacher: 'Sophia?'

Sophia: 'Present.'
Teacher: *reads the name Kaelan* '..."Keelan"?'
Class: 'It's pronounced "Kaylan".'

Kaelan by khrocksg February 16, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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