1 definition by ObamaJohnson
The Sexiest most coolest kid you'll ever meet. Funny and orgasmic. You can't go wrong if your hanging out with a Kaelan. They like to touch girls, and they will like it. He doesnt give a fuck what other people think. Just like honey badger. He is the most superior of the human race, besides Obama. If you are in the radius of a Kaelan, you should feel extremely honored.
by ObamaJohnson November 9, 2011