KTism

KTism is a disease and if you don’t get somebody to twerk for you you will die in 24 hours

Man: Twerk for me I have KTism

Woman: ok daddy *twerks*

KTism by SkeIeton July 26, 2022

KTism

Something the legendary kt said that has some meaning.

KT: But Mrs. Fritz is *gasp* whore!

Someone else: OH SNAP, its a KTism

KTism by KombatKing December 27, 2008

Kismesis 

This is a mash-up of the words 'Kismet' meaning 'fated' or 'destined' and 'Nemesis', which i hope we all know means 'rival' etc
so together, a Kismesis, (or plural, as in 'a pair of Kismeses' taking after the plural of nemesis) is your fated rival; or even, some would say, your Serendipitous Rival. Kismessitude is also sometimes called 'Black Romance' or 'Caliginous Romance' (calidinous meaning misty, dim; obscure, dark) in that it is dark and hateful, so lets not forget the romantic aspect, as in competing with someone so often, tensions run high... including sexual tension (eyebrow-wiggle)
now that you know what a Kismesis is, go get your black-mack on

Antithesis: Matesprit

A lot of people think that Naruto and Sasuke are in fact Kismesis, as not only do they do their best to out do each other at every turn, but they also kissed at least once.

Kismesis by Flarga September 2, 2013

Kismesis 

A hate soulmate.
A (healthy) kismesissitude is a fully consensual, well grounded, romantic relationship; but it equally compromises the emotions of love and hate.

The feelings of hate spring from a need and compelling desire to rival the other person, to try and have a sort of healthy competition through them without life that will build both of you up and strengthen you both.

Not everyone you hate or dislike is your kismesis. Feelings like this should be carefully examined and meditated upon. A kismesis is not just merely someone you hate, it is your hate soulmate. A kismesissitude isn't purely hate, as that would be REALLY fucking unhealthy for any relationship. There is an aspect, a very strong one, of love and gentleness involved too. When not bickering or trying to toughen each other up, kismesis pairs genuinely care for each other. Healthy couples will try to strengthen and give the other attention and acceptance, building each other up.

Often, kismesissitudes have a sexual element to them. On the other hand, the sexual aspect doesn't have to exist at all - just as with any relationship. There are also your more romantic moments with your kismesis. But, these tender moments aren't as common as they are in romantic relationships, or it wouldn't be a kismesissitude. The sparing amount of these moments is what makes the couple greatly appreciate and value them more.

"My kismesis stopped by the other day and we had it out; I totally kicked their sorry ass."

Kismesis by LemonadeRaid March 19, 2017

ktim 

Kek this is me

Anon: wish I had a big chebs gf
Anon2: ktim

ktim by Bradley walsh March 29, 2022

Kismesis 

A Kismesis is the term used to describe deep, deep hatred for someone. This is the person that you could, and will likely, hate for all your life, no matter what they do. This, however, is a romantic hate, usually involving many hate-snogs and other violent, but romantic, acts such as that.

A perfect example is Spades Slick and SnOwman. They hate each other to a degree at which not achievable by most beings, and is the most powerful pairing of kismesis seen yet.

Kismesis by zingo47 August 6, 2011

Knismesis 

The process of light touching/ tickling. This does not generally induce laughter, but rather is often used as a form of arousal.

Knismesis happens when you are tickled using a feather.

Knismesis by GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL November 14, 2011